Ray the Wise
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Stuck in the beer freezer at Ralph's. Pinned under crates of sh*tty beer. Send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
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Wait I think it's actually Ralphs. Like not the possessive form but the form where there's apparently many Ralphs. Either way, send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
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Oh, never mind. I managed to get out by myself. But now I reek of Dos Equis - Or, as I like to call it, Doggie Piss.
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XD
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Happy 2013 to all the party people. Hopefully this will be a year during which I wreak more havoc than usual.
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haha! anyway IDK!
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That's the end result of trying to catch Kony!!
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lol
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Zip ties are God's gift to the common handyman. And probably also to rapists.
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:o Never though of it that way
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So this guy comes up to me and says "I know you". Then he adds, "You're Piers Morgan". I hit him out of spite.
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haha, funny!!
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Laura Bush killed a guy.
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Yeah.
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lol Family Guy
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Maybe this guy will come back as a robot. Like Alex Murphy.
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I'm a choo choo.
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Come here if you dare lil'chicken
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I think I'll watch this one peacefully. Winner, I'll remove any and all warnings for the next year, loser, receives a plus one? Seem fair enough?
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I think I'll watch this one peacefully. Winner, I'll remove any and all warnings for the next year, loser, receives a plus one? Seem fair enough?
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Bracing for Carmageddon. I leased a chopper for the weekend but I forgot to book a pilot. If you know anyone who's certified to fly a Bell 205 and lives in or around Glendale, let me know ASAP.
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Happy 4th of July, bitches! I still have that crate of M-80s and some of 'em are going off tonight. Screw the Glendale PD and the ATF.
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Bearded hobo having a seizure: one of the funniest things in life that you'll never get to see on television.
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In the mood for a huge friggin' breakfast burrito.
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On my way to Taipei so that justice can be served. Will be back in a day or two, depending on how this goes.
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Goodluck.
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When you're not paying attention, "Gatorade" can sound a lot like "Hand Grenade". Well, maybe not, but that's how I heard it.
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Heh. So walking around with a giant bottle of wine is apparently a sufficient cause to be arrested and detained. The more you know...
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Oh, never mind, it seems they're not charging me with anything. RayBot 1, Legal System 0.
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hi wise man
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LOL!!!
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Found my Halloween costume. Hint: It's Nancy Pelosi.
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Do you have a lot of pent up humor inside you?
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Hello randomperson,
We're now forum buddies, whatever that's supposed to mean. Drop my name at your next party and mention that we're friends, see where that gets you.
Laters,
-Ray, your forum buddy.
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Did I mention I was drunk? Oh, right, I did...
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The room full of people who care > http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/1633-2/2dui42b.jpg
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Old. Lol, someone needs to get the F*** hammer out.
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Funk Hammer? I'll pass, thank you. I don't miss the 70s, not one bit. Speaking of hammer, it reminds me that MC Hammer was my neighbor at some point. I'm glad I moved out of that neighborhood, he was a noisy fella.
-Ray.
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And there I was thinking the answering machine would take care of screening my calls. Geez!
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Anyone knows a good way to get a direct line to the president of Panasonic? I've been trying to use my actor credentials - to no avail. This guy's answering machine works fine - unlike mine.
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Someone broke into my toolshed again and stole my hoe. Sometimes I wonder...
