Newfoundking

Reminder, this is not the help section, I'm personally locking all statuses I see with help questions

Just to let everyone know, the age I'm turning today isn't infact the one on this site, it changes every year.. This year I thought I'd turn 18, last year I turned 99... I do not reveal my true age here

Appreciate the wishes.. slightly premature for my timezone, but just to let you know I appreciate them Also my age is wrong here, I change the DOB every year to mess with people. I was 99 one year!

I would like to announce I have received the Banhammer v9.0

*Banhammer is fully polished and cleaned of bad member's skull pieces and brains. Who wants to add themselves to part of my banhammer's character?

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I have a status

Happy birthda"!