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Yes wee can!

  • Build nuclear weapons!
  • Destroy old citizens houses just because we want to build a street light post!
  • Have 24,052,231 million citizens and 50% of them be soldiers!
  • 90% of the soldiers be my bodyguards!
  • 99%of my bodyguards be female!
  • have single-party state!
  • Eat a lot!
  • Emergency 4 North Korea Mod!*

*Only for use of propaganda to South Korea.

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No, I'll be your opponent, those 99% of female guards have made me thinking in some ideas...

I wan't you to vote me

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And your campaing has a fail, in N.Korea nobody will destroy houses for just for build a street light post (they've never seen one), we will destroy houses for building this!:

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Besides, if you want to be N.Korea president you've to have a cool glasses like those.

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And we will mummify Kim Jong for watching us with it's fashion look!

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For the summary version, read below

Most people think that communist Korea is such a horrid place, and everyone there wants to be free. Truth be told, not everyone does. Some people like it, in fact, many do, because they are getting paid off by Kim? No, but because that's their home, and they're used to it, it's all they know. Would they be happy in a capitalist society? Probably for a while, before plumentting back into a similar fate, of poverty, and boredom.

We hate anything communist because it's the natural enemy to capitalism. And the same is true vice versa. Was Kim a bad person because he was communist? No, he was a bad person because he took the power he could receive, and used it unfairly, therefore devoiding the ideal communist society, but most North Koreans will argue that this way is better than capitalism because of the corruption that a free market leads to. You really think that it's all you, and how you handle life, not your circumstances? No. That's bull, and it's really just a different type of communism.

Capitalism, as recently noted by the Occupy protesters is essentially some lucky guys who get rich, and then control the world. Bill Gates has more money than most countries in the world, and he's not even powerful. Look up the IMF, WB and WTO, and you'll learn a lot about how corrupt capitalism is, and it's really another non-elected government, running the supposedly free world.

So yes, feel free to hate on Kim, but remember, hating him for being communist is stupid, and marks you as an uneducated fool.

Knowledge is power.

For those of you who are lazy.

Hello lazy internet folk, look at your leader, now back to Kim. Now back to your leader. Now back to Kim. Sadly your leader is just like Kim, but if they stopped using those totalitarian schemes, they could be someone different. Look down, now back to Kim. Where are you? You're in a country just like his. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's that constitution that your country was based on. Look again, it is now the patriot act, and defence authorization bill (and many others). Anything is possible when you leader is a totalitarian, not a real person. Kim's in a casket.

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I'm not happy with our capitalist society, they're screwing the middle and lower class, but the rich are increasingly rich. But the communism almost never has worked, if you look at all, or almost all the communist countries that has been, every has been dictatorships and crap countries, with no rights, something they want our politicies.

The communism has got some good ideas, but are almost impossible to make them work. In this world the only that matters is money...

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North Korea mod!

Riot Truck whit Water cannon

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But the mod won't work without the N.korean fully designed software:

Kim Jongs 7 with 3d graphics, you will have to use Kim's pattented glasses (not included, you will get them after some years in our forced labor summer camp)

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Besides if you vote me you'll have a fully comfortable room in of our great hospitals (that's for when the Riot MLRS fails...)

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The problem is organizations such as the IMF and it's other two sisters. They force neoliberal ideals onto capitalist economies. Realistically, a socialist economy is what we need, but I digress

Kim Jong Il is fluent in every language, but due to all of them being subordinate, he only speaks the one outloud.

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An unmarked highway patrol tank, attempting to pull over a guy on bycicle (since only the goverment employes has got cars...)

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And they also have Baywatch!!!

Two friendly lifeguards spotting for people in danger

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And here some friendly guys surfing!

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North Korea, What a nice place to leave!

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PS: we will provide you this cool comfortable night suit signed by Kim to enjoy your estance!

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Don't forget about those jewels of the construction:

Lego made... statue?

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Ohh, love it, maybe the ugliest thing on earth.

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Beautiful views to see the dawn:

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WTF?

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Something called Juche Tower, probably one of the few things with lights on N.Korea:

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And don't forget about delivery trucks:

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And an ambulance from N.Korea:

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You know, for what it's worth, North Korea is probably the best third world country lol.

I mean, they had some of the right ideas like Socialism, the only economical system that makes sense (despite its many faults) and a totalitarian form of government (being the most efficient type of government, despite its many faults as well) though they kinda went and FUBAR'd the whole place.

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Everything..... Well a lot of different forms of government are better than a democracy. Sure people like to be heard but these morons who run for elected office (in the USA) ruin it, they say they'll change the world, they're right they make it worst for us (the people). Over in N. Korea he says what he will do and he does it (well did it). His people liked him, we may not have but we just know what our Governments tell us about them and we believe them. North Koreans cared for each other and protected each other, we don't.

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How can you think his people liked him when most of the population is dying of malnutrition -in fact some day before Kim Jong's death they asked United States for help and food-, there are not human rights, there are thousands of person trying to leave the country at risk of being caught and send to a prison or gulag or being executed, childs go work before going school... I don't think anyone can like a person who is treating them so.

I think you're one of the few that has believed all the regimen's propaganda with the people "crying".

I don't like how our goverment is treating us, I know they are constantly telling lies to us, but I prefer really much living and having any of our goverment that living under a dictatorship, and less under one like N.Korean. At least where we live we haven't have to go work before going school and we have at least 3 meals at day.

North Koreans cared for each other and protected each other, we don't.

About that, I think is totally incorrect, how can you say the cared and protected for each other, they almost never appear on TV, where have you seen that, if they would try protecting someone from their goverment they probably would get killed, it's true that almost every person will fight for their loved ones but protecting someone from a dictatorship's claws is really hard, and more in a country like that. They would probably shut up and endure and suffer, for not getting killed. I can't explain better...

Many people I know cares for each other but there are also who don't, you can't say "we" cause many people cares and protect each others, you can't generalize that...

In my opinion that you've said is a totally thoughtlessly said thing.

These are my 2 cents.

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