BrandonAshton
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Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.
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Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The ca...
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Can't go to work or do anything else without all hell breaking loose in every aspect of my life. Atleast I can ssleep tonight and then wake-up and deal with the bullshit in the morning. >.< or maybe if I don't wake up at all ill be better off. Jeez.
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Hey man, keep your head up....those that type of thinking aint goona do nothing but keep ya down. Im going through a similar thing at this time...just gotta keep on trucking bud.
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Watching saw: the final chapter ;0
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I don't like it. I like only 1st three parts :]
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God help me. D:Going for a much needed walk. >.
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Hang in there man! "The night is always darkest before the dawn."
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Can't sleep
need a fan blowing air on me and the noise or. I have trouble sleeping. Grrr. #cranky-
:O You have a fan? And you're not talking into it to make your voice sound like a Dalek - why ever not?
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You know what kind of friends I have ? The kind ill drop anything to be there for, but when I ask for a simple favor they just ignore me and leave me hanging. Never fails
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You're not the only...
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I know that I'll never be, the man that you need or loveYeah, baby it's killin' me to stand here and seeI'm not what you've been dreamin' of
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Strange?!
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I've been a walking heartache, ive made a mess of me, the person that I've been lately, aint who I wanna be.. but, you stay here right beside me, watch as the storm blows through, and i need you..
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Sigh.. Survival Straps must be really busy, ordered mine on the 12th and hasnt even shipped yet, getting overly anxious
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Just witnessed a dude yell across the parking lot at sunoco to whom I gather to be his ex "ill kill you, you fat cunt"
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he’s got the red, white, and blue flyin’ high on the farm simper fi tattooed on his left arm spends a little more at the store for a tag in the back that says u.s.a. won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix, with wd40 and a craftsman wrench he ain’t prejudice he’s just, made in America
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I've finally come to the point where I'm honestly considering deleting my Facebook account. This social media website has come so far, yet it causes so many more problems then it could ever potentially solve.
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This new feed SUCKS!!!!!! Re-post if you agree!!!! ¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ /´¯/) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ (\¯`\ ¨¨¨¨¨ ¨/¯¨// ¨¨¨´¯`·, ¨¨¨¨¨¨ ,·´¯` ¨ ¨¨ \\¨¯\ ¨¨¨¨¨¨/ ¨ // ¨¨¨¨ '·. ¨•`·. ¨ .·´• ¨.·' ¨¨¨¨ \\ ¨ \ ¨ /´¯`/''¨ ''/´¯¯`·¸ ¨`:--·´ ¨ `·--:´¨ ¸·´¯¯`\'' ¨''\´¯`\ ./''/ ¨ / ¨ ¨/¨¨/¨¨/¯\¨¨`·.¨ ' ' ¨.·´¨¨ /¯\ ¨ \ ¨\¨¨¨/´¯/
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Facebook.I have no problem with the new layout, thanks for working to keep upgraded as much as possible. :)Sincerely, Me.
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My words might not be magic but they cut straight to the truth, so if you need a lover and a friend.. baby, I'm in
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where we were going. We didn't really care. We had all we ever wanted. In that keg in the closet
