BrandonAshton
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Ah.... I see whats going on, at first youre blinded, then you give yourself a good ol facepalm and realize everything you once believed in was one big fat lie..
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Anyone have a verizon compatible phone I can borrow/have/buy ? my incredible just took a sh*t and I have no warranty on it because its voided so i have no other option really, ill take any type of phone at this point.HELP
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Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.
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As the red day is dawning and the lightning cracks the skyThey'll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment to their eyesRunning back through the mid morning light there's a burning in my heartWe're banished from a time in a fallen land to a life beyond the starsIn your darkest dreams see to believe our destiny this timeAnd endlessly we'll all be free tonight
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Baby, there ain't nothin' not affectedWhen two hearts get connectedAll that is, will be, or ever wasI'm glad your dad could not resistYour mama's charms and you existAll because two people fell in love
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Can't go to work or do anything else without all hell breaking loose in every aspect of my life. Atleast I can ssleep tonight and then wake-up and deal with the bullshit in the morning. >.< or maybe if I don't wake up at all ill be better off. Jeez.
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Cant go back to sleep, head is so congested, still got a fever, cant see straight. just ran into a damn wall.... ima do some homework
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Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The ca...
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Don't bite off more then you can chew, there's things down here the devil himself wouldn't do.
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Facebook.I have no problem with the new layout, thanks for working to keep upgraded as much as possible. :)Sincerely, Me.
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he’s got the red, white, and blue flyin’ high on the farm simper fi tattooed on his left arm spends a little more at the store for a tag in the back that says u.s.a. won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix, with wd40 and a craftsman wrench he ain’t prejudice he’s just, made in America
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Home sweet home.. then again i feel like I was just at home an hour ago too.. I guess you can have more then one. right?