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fuck pancake day.

Never start a relationship with your best friends girlfriend... ×_×

My gf is in very critical she is in intenstive care at this time where she is stable but it concerns me bcuz the nurse told me that she has very high levels of toxic in her blood that is not being filtered out like it should be as well as kidney / liver functions are low at this time. They did say the levels did are coming down but still lethargic I think this hospital is trying to kill her now. I really do see that doctor is responsible for giving her the meds that poison someone body

Epic fail at the registery office today.Registrar- do you have a boy or girl?Jen- No.Haha ah well. She is officially a human bean now :-)

I passed my madical math with a 10 Or a "A" like in the USA

I am still somehow still awake....think this is my 5th wind lol 29hrs amd counting lol...At least it wasnt a waste of a day off!!

Steve Jobs is dead. Brace yourself, Steve Jobs posts are coming.

Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The ca...

Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.

Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.

3:17 am. Text message from a friend, telling me she's around the corner from me, and her boyfriend has had far to much to drink and done more than a few drugs... now he's in and out of conciousness, his friends have all bailed, and she doesn't want to call 9-1-1... lucky me...

Motocross is by far harder than football along with 95% of any other sports. In all team sports, if a player is playing bad, or get tired they get a sub and the game goes on. in motocross its a one man show. if you get tired or arent doing well you have to tough it out unlike all those other sports. Re-post if you get tired of people saying motocross is easy

Off to Fire School in Texas.

Osama bin laden has been killed in pakistan

Get out and vote tomorrow!

WTF HELP ME