Ray the Wise
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Stuck in the beer freezer at Ralph's. Pinned under crates of sh*tty beer. Send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
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Oh, never mind. I managed to get out by myself. But now I reek of Dos Equis - Or, as I like to call it, Doggie Piss.
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Stuck in the beer freezer at Ralph's. Pinned under crates of sh*tty beer. Send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
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Wait I think it's actually Ralphs. Like not the possessive form but the form where there's apparently many Ralphs. Either way, send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
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Happy 2013 to all the party people. Hopefully this will be a year during which I wreak more havoc than usual.
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Hey, by the way, did they ever catch Kony? What's up with that? I heard they caught that other guy because he was running around waving his privates at traffic. Anyone got any info?
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"Mr President, you're entitled to your own plane, your own house, but not your own facts" NObama2012!
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Romney's like Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator. Except with a sh*t-eating grin. And he didn't trick people into believing he was a bearded hobo rapper.
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"Mr President, you're entitled to your own plane, your own house, but not your own facts" NObama2012!
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I'm telling you, Romney is about to turn the middle class into slave labor for the richest.
Then he'll probably try to get people to fight each other with swords and maces for shits and giggles.
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"Mr President, you're entitled to your own plane, your own house, but not your own facts" NObama2012!
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Could be. They'd just have to declare that every single ambulance constitutes chinese territory. Then they can get a chinaman to drive it for peanuts.
Or maybe with everyone getting laid off and unable to afford healthcare, the ambulance service might as well be shut down because nobody can afford it.
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Not watching the presidential debate because I really don't care, just remember, NObama2012. lol
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Yay, not making an informed choice FTW.
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"Mr President, you're entitled to your own plane, your own house, but not your own facts" NObama2012!
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Then again, if Romney wins, you won't get any more paychecks. A guy in China will get to do your job for a fraction of your salary instead.
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In about 55 mins i start my first day at walmart ya!
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Welcome to the suck.
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Poke.
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And nobody wishing me a happy birthday! GOD DAMNIT!
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Je Remercie tout ceux qui m'on souhaiter bonne anniversaire sa ma fais chaud au coeur
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Voulez-vous Ouvrir La Robinet? Or something like that, whatever, that's pretty much the only sentence I know in French.
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mmmm pooptart.
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That reminds me of a funny - yet absolutely disgusting - story involving Robert Patrick.
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Seriously
, Haven't we got any girl members ?-
Well I'm sorry too, kinda blew a fuse there. Someone tricked me into seeing "White Chicks" earlier today, and now I'm pretty much angry at everything - especially the Wayans brothers.
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Seriously
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What? No, I'm a man, you nitwit.
I don't get where those rumors came from, but they sure as sh*t ain't true, and whoever is spreading them is full of it. I mean, come on. Look at my picture. Do I look like a woman? An alien? Some kind of wild animal? No. I don't. I look like a man, because that's what the f*** I am.
Geez. You kids make me lose my nerves sometimes.
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Seriously
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I'm not a woman and I'm certainly not just "relatively" famous, thank you very much.
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"Yeah, the CO2 alarm in my house is going off." Oh my god. Some people seriously need to go back to school and learn something before they're allowed out on their own...
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My N2O detector went off the other day, but I was too busy laughing my ass off.
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Im looking for Mrs. Right
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I don't think you'll find her here. This is the Internet.
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I really mis modding :'|
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do you know when em4 la and nyc mods are going to be back and running
Haha, just kidding, I have no idea what this guy is talking about.
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Genesis 1The Creation of the World1In the a beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.2The earth was b without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.3And God said, c "Let there be light," and there was light.4And God saw that the light was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.5God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, th...
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And I see the comment cutting system has screwed you over too.
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Genesis 1The Creation of the World1In the a beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.2The earth was b without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.3And God said, c "Let there be light," and there was light.4And God saw that the light was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.5God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, th...
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I preferred Genesis back when they had Peter Gabriel instead of Phil Collins.
But then again it's just a matter of preferences.
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then the dirty niggas at that want to try to crack slick smfh
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And here's why women are "hard to get" for you.
Less dirty hip hop lyrics, more class, please.
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Other than Facbook apps, Check ib's, words w/ friends, text messages why the F@*# do people have cell phones? It surly isn't to answer it!!!!!!!
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Oh, and Prince?
That Dave Chappelle impression is spot on.
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Other than Facbook apps, Check ib's, words w/ friends, text messages why the F@*# do people have cell phones? It surly isn't to answer it!!!!!!!
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Honnestly, even if I had the charger, it'd still be the s**tyest phone a lot of money can buy. I mean, the damn thing has one of those old green-and-black liquid display screens from the 90s.
200 grand for a goddamn phone and it's not even smart... good thing it just cost me 500 bucks.
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