Ray the Wise

That's what I said, U2 is slowly but surely approaching the Black Eyed Peas' level of utter mediocrity.

U2 was an excellent band in the 80s, a decent one in the 90s, and a rather forgettable one in the 00s.

If they continue to go downhill like that, they'll probably be on par with the Black Eyed Peas during the 10s.

The Daft Punk thing could also be from the Kanye West song that sampled it merely 6 years later. Next thing you'll know, rappers will be sampling songs that haven't even been released yet.

Fun fact: I'm the one who introduced Kanye to the louvred shades. They were initially safety goggles I was using to trim my hedge.

This comment limiter thingy will be the death of me.

As I was saying, your post is half "Lose Yourself", half "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk. Well the first half at least, the part with challenge, courage and faith sounds like something out of a Creed song. And I challenge you to find a worse band than Creed (other than Nickelback, of course).

Never mind, track 6 was "Rap game" by D12 and Fiddy. Goddamn it. I hate Fiddy. Of all the banknotes out there, he has to pick the cheapest form of currency as his rapper name. Then again, 50 cents is about what I'd be willing to pay for one of his crappy rap albums.

On second thought, your post is half "Lose Yourself", half "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk. Well the first half at least, the part with challenge, courage and faith sounds like s...

Aren't those the lyrics to an Eminem song? I'm pretty sure they sound vaguely similar to something that was on the 8 Mile soundtrack. Track 6.

Hold on, I'm pretty sure I've got that CD in my changer. Got that thing right before the "Buy your music online and store it on your computer" craze... it holds 150 CDs.

I'm going to listen to the song and come back to you.

Problem is, I later realized that I was in fact trying to reach the FCC and not the FAA. So I guess those people who regulate commercial flights have received a letter asking them to allow a particular word on the airwaves - who knows, maybe now it's allowed for air traffic control or stuff like that.

Oh.

Well, if I may, I don't see what may be so offensive. I've personally petitioned the FAA to allow the use of the word "shit" on TV - after all it's just some completely random slang for feces, and between "shit" and "feces" I'm a lot more disgusted by the latter word.

I beg your pardon?

In your case I'd suggest getting one of them Justin Bieber wigs. I bet a lot of people would like to have footage of "him" kicking a hobo in the nuts or licking another man's ear in a porno theater.

Actually, the Chinese guy might have been Steve Buscemi. And then he most likely wasn't really a doctor. You know what, I'm not even sure the other guy survived the ordeal, I might have shot him in the face. And the .38 might have been a f***ing flare gun. My recollection of that night's events is fuzzy at best.

Oh, he's fine, don't you worry. There was a Chinese guy with us on the ship who was a doctor or something along those lines. He managed to pull out the bullet with a butter knife and disinfect the wound with a bottle of Captain Morgan's.

Oh, wait, Netherlands. Well, either way, the hungarian version remains the same.

Funny, I'm guessing you're from the UK as you are also mentioning the US system. For your personal knowledge, in Hungary, this grade is called "Polgármesteri kakilt".

If you're willing to go outside sometimes, I once had a pretty successful gig where I'd dress up as famous people and impersonate them in embarrassing situations while in public. We're talking about over $2000 a gig here. Line up two of them in a day and there's $4000 in your pockets by sundown.

I once got drunk out of my mind, pulled a .38 on a friend and shot him in the leg right after yelling "TASER!".

The guy still got a bullet hole though. Pretty messed-up story... but it was in international waters, so he couldn't prosecute.

Nope, last time I checked it was still set on the 25th of December.

Good point.

I see someone's looking to pick a fight with ol' Ray.

I would say that makes you a player. Enjoy it, my young friend.

I purchased something like that on Ebay to fit it on my Excursion. But then it turns out the brackets and stuff don't fit, and I'd have to drill holes in my bumper, and then I'm worried about rust and... well, long story short, it's still sitting in my garage. I'll gladly sell it to any of you for 50 bucks.