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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £10The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, bu...
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but I must find water first!" "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Insh’allah.
Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he stagg...
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staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped......"
They won't let me in without a fu*king tie!”
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Finished it for him
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some amazing plans for the 444, starting with out own amazing building, we will span from there, we will take them all one by one, we will succeed, the rivers will flow blue to the fore again, watch this space.
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Anyone got an old tall mirror they need shifting, need one for the Squadron and obvious dont really want to pay for one?
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is finding the sudden mass of liverpool and arsenal supporters who have come out of the woodwork really amazing!
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very dissapointed, we gave it away. Fair play to the scum, they easily deserved the win. Perhaps it was a ploy so Harry wont be considered for England, lol!
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fuck pancake day.
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A bit harsh if you ask me !
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So what's that Pancake Day, anyway? Some kind of IHOP marketing gimmick?
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I guess some people just prefer waffles more than pancakes.
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The Grab Graphics Server has been hacked, we are working to resolve this issued. until then please be patent with us.... and join us in wishing the toe rage who did this injure themselves in some kind of horrific circular saw related accident!
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Dear autocorrect, stop correcting my swear words you piece of shut!
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I see what you did there.
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shit, what a fucking nightmare of a day today, and it don't look like its ending soon!
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Still at Grab Graphics Ltd Experimenting with CRYE Multicam and US ACU Digital materials for patches and badges. So far the results are pretty epic to say the least. A-TACS, CADPAT and Flecktarn will be next methinks.
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"Ratttttlerattlerattle... Send her victorious... BoooomSmaaashRattttle, happy and glorious.... BooongRattleBandSmash.... Long toooo reeeeign ooooover us! Eiree silence... God save the queen!" 444 I love you.
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The squadron band are all learning the National Anthem... whilst this is initially amazingly painful, i'm sure the outcome will be pleasent. I pray god it will be worth it!i'm gonna be walking around tomorrow humming God Save the Queen!
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Things to do before I do:1) Touch MC Hammer2) Walk into Mordor3) Survive a Roundhouse Kick from chuck Norris4) Find out who the fuck let the dogs out
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Mainly tuddenham in suffolk, great site! i didint know about the ones in London! do you play in a team?
