AlanReeder

For some reason it wont let me download anything on here

What is a good phone company?

Close enough only count with hand shoes and hores grenades

still at the er waitin to find out why my stomach hurts

This is a good one...A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What are Politics?'Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.'Now, think about that and see if it ma...

That police officer that you just called a jerk for writing you a ticket, Just spent three hours on the scene of a wreck where a drunk driver killed a family of four. Those firefighters that you're mad at for shutting down the road, Just pulled a grandfather out of a burning house. Those paramedics and EMT's that you think are driving to fast, Are doing CPR on a two year old that did...n't make it. They work hurt, sick, hungry, and tired. They are continuously asked to do more with less and t...

if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.