Dakota
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woke up to a show on cartoon network in which two girl characters were fighting over one showing her boobs to the other character's boyfriend.... why is that in a kids cartoon? No wonder kids act the way they do
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When firetrucks and police cars close a road it's usually for a reason, and that reason is not so you can try and be sneaky and drive around it all on the shoulder to get through.. just saying.
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Firetrucks, schmiretrucks. If a big red truck with shiny lights is the only thing standing between me and a late-night Baconator, you're goddamn right I'm going to drive on the friggin' shoulder.
(True story. Ironically, in the end, turns out they were blocking the road because there had been a triple murder at Wendy's so I still couldn't get my Baconator. Tough luck.)
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Best quote of the night: "You mentioned the Navy, for example — that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military’s changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land… we have ships that go underwater — nuclear submarines. And so the question is not a game of ‘Battleship,’ where we’re counting ships.
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Worst quote, because it's so inaccurate its funny.
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Whoever came up with the change your profile pic to a cartoon thing must be pretty proud of themselves.
