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Ladies! Don't you wish your boyfriends were hot like me?

I'll be up at the school in the morning to teach fire safety.

Who wants to be my alibi for the day?

Have u noticed how in movies the victim yells out "Hello?" as if they think the killer is going to yell out "Hey, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Redfield fire department is in need of more people. If you want to find out more send me a message.

Had a fire this morning and now I can't sleep :-(

!!!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!! President Obama said during a press conference that he is seeking UN support in taken action against Raymond Norwood due to the fact he is too sexxy and women around the world are leaving their men in hopes to be with Mr. Norwood. President Obama made it clear that this can not be allowed to continue and at this rate Mr. Norwood will have all the fun. Congress is in a emergency session to discuss what action should be taken against Mr. Norwood as all eye of the worl...

OMG!!! The men in the white coats are AWESOME!! They gave me this really cool jacket with a whole bunch of cool buckles that lets me hug myself!!

So someone uses a AR at a school and everyone in Washington tries to ban all assault weapons. Remember when Vice President Joe Biden went on TV and told everyone that you don't need these kinds of weapons. All you need is a shotgun. Well the shooter at the Navy yard that killed 12 used a shotgun before shooting a cop and taking semi-automatic Beretta pistol. Why isn't President and Vice President and the rest of them are not on TV screaming we have to ban shotguns. The truth is you take w...

I'm so #sick of fucking #'s

In need of a trip to Margaritaville.

My computer keeps saying that I have mail but when i go outside to check my mail box it's empty.

I think I like someone, what should I do?

Was on my way to the funny farm thank goodness I got lost in margarita-ville

Its my Friday!! :-)

Doctor Who, Star Trek 2 and beer what more could I ask for? Ok maybe a good woman but what the hell I got beer...lol

Jefferson county is under a burn ban until further notice. Effective immediately!!!!!!

Oh boy just got a root canal.

Hey look here Jack!! I don't go looking for fires because I'm so sexy fires come looking for me!!

Ready to enjoy my two day off :-)

Love the new show Sleepy Hollow :-)

I so want to go to Ireland next year for vacation! Any one want to join me?

#fuckedupnight

Crunch! Oh no, I stepped on a piece of cereal. I'M A CEREAL KILLER! Ahhhh!!!

Fruitcakes - Jimmy Buffett -