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  1. !!!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!! President Obama said during a press conference that he is seeking UN support in taken action against Raymond Norwood due to the fact he is too sexxy and women around the world are leaving their men in hopes to be with Mr. Norwood. President Obama made it clear that this can not be allowed to continue and at this rate Mr. Norwood will have all the fun. Congress is in a emergency session to discuss what action should be taken against Mr. Norwood as all eye of the worl...

    1. Unit 42

      Unit 42

      Well looks like Mr. Norwood must die XD.

  2. Crunch! Oh no, I stepped on a piece of cereal. I'M A CEREAL KILLER! Ahhhh!!!

  3. Doctor Who, Star Trek 2 and beer what more could I ask for? Ok maybe a good woman but what the hell I got beer...lol

  4. Doctor Who,Sleepy Hollow, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. The best shows. I could die a happy man........Naw I still haven't taken over the world with my army of Ninja squirrels...Sleep well world for your time grows short...#lololololololol

  5. Driving the roads seeing what kind of trouble I can get into.

  6. Fruitcakes - Jimmy Buffett -

  7. Had a fire this morning and now I can't sleep :-(

    1. squamishfire

      squamishfire

      I used to hate when that happen. And then you have to work the next day and your just dead tired

    2. Fred03

      Fred03

      I use energy drinks, they work good when you have a early morning fire and then have work.

  8. Happy New Years everyone!!!

  9. Have u noticed how in movies the victim yells out "Hello?" as if they think the killer is going to yell out "Hey, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

  10. Headed for surgery on my foot.Oh what fun.

  11. Heavy damage in Redfield.

  12. Hey look here Jack!! I don't go looking for fires because I'm so sexy fires come looking for me!!

  13. I so want to go to Ireland next year for vacation! Any one want to join me?

  14. I think I like someone, what should I do?

  15. I'll be up at the school in the morning to teach fire safety.

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    2. sgtmatt325

      sgtmatt325

      Ohh can i come play with the siren that goes WEEEE WOOOO

    3. Tango
    4. Brandon Murphy
  16. I'm so #sick of fucking #'s

    1. cops

      cops

      #What #do #you #mean :P hahaha I know sometimes it's hatefull xD

  17. If I randomly burst out in laughter, it's usually 'cause I just told myself a joke I'd never heard before :)

  18. In need of a trip to Margaritaville.

  19. Its my Friday!! :-)

  20. Jefferson county is under a burn ban until further notice. Effective immediately!!!!!!

  21. Just now leaving work. Can't wait till next week.

  22. Just want everyone to know that I'm still sexy.

  23. Ladies! Don't you wish your boyfriends were hot like me?

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    2. Handsup!

      Handsup!

      just men that like fire engines

    3. cops

      cops

      I thought there was a girl here around... only IDK her username :P

  24. Love the new show Sleepy Hollow :-)

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