chrisblaalid

Swe: Jag är ledsen, men endast engelska på detta forum. Moderatorerna är farliga! Hjälper till här med en översättning så att de inte kan klaga

En: I am sorry, but only English on this Forum. The moderators are dangerous. I'll help you out with a translation here so that no one will whine.

Translation of the original text:

Hello! Will this mod come out? I've seen that it has been talked about on the forum and that it's almost done. It would be nice to know if there is a Swedish mod coming or not. Thanks in advance!

It is a good thing that you are from sweden, and can help him out ^^ way to go Xandy

Hi, awsome mod.

Just been in the editor to add a few commands to the police vans & i noticed there are crown vic's dodge chargers & toll police units in there. How do i get these units into the game so i can use them. I know norway doesn't have crown vics but they look really good & how do i get the Toll police officers in game aswell?

I had a look in portraits but couldn't see any units switched off.

Thanks

Stuart

Well... You have to.... *scratch*... and then.... *squeeek*... This is important: remember to ....... *scrooootch*...

I think we have a bad reception...

Wait and see maybe they will come back

Well,it's have to be pleasure play the mod but I can't download it, I'm redirecting to rapidshare's homepage always when I want to download the mod.Maybe someone be able give me some advice.Thanks!!!!

There's a new link on the first post, try that one...

I have a question (which isn't related to mod tho).. How do you take screenshots? Like if i press PrtSc -button, it gives only black screen. Why?

Great mod anyways

use a program called FRAPS... PrintScreen isn't a good solution in the game..

haha true! but thats how it should be!

Btw, "listen to the boy" I am 18 not a boy haha

I stand for what I said... listen to the "boy"

In Norway, you can go to a garden center to find this type of roseseed:

I mentioned something about Poland earlier... Well, they do other things in norway too.. they clean..

And to get costumers, they advertise:

Translated:

Whiner for Poland seeks cleaningjob, we have 3 years experience.

- good professional work

- satisfaction of humans

- good reference

And last but not least..

We have good offers at the stores around the country, just look at this:

look at focuz xD he is like a little puppy.. Give him a little responsibillity and he goes bananas xD

well, anyways.. listen to the boy, he's my personal assistant for the time beeing..

I will be busy working with the update to v.1.2

So if there are any questions, ask focuz (or Xandarb).. They will be able to answer you as best they can If not, they will forward the question to me.

I can't help my self

You know you have lived in Sweden too long when:

When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume:

a: he is drunk

b: he is insane

c: he's an American

d: he's all of the above

A friend asks about your holiday plans and you answer "Oh, I'm going to Europe!" meaning any other Western European countries outside the Nordic region.

3. You see a student taking a front row seat on the bus and wonder "Who does he think he is?"

4. Silence is fun.

5. Your coffee consumption exceeds 6 cups a day and coffee is too weak if there is less than 10 scoops per pot.

6. The first thing you do upon entering a bank/post office/chemist etc. is to look for the queue number machine.

7. You accept that you have to queue to take a queue number.

8. The reason you take the ferry to Finland is:

a: duty free vodka

b: duty free beer

c: to party hearty...no need to get off the boat in Helsinki, just turn around and do it again on the way back to Sweden.

9. You associate pea soup with Thursday. (You have to be Swedish or at least live in Sweden to get that one)

10. "No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.

11. You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:

a: they are drunk

b: they are Finnish

c: they are American

d: all of the above

12. You give up on trying to find fat-free food and pile on the butter, cream and sugar.

13. You know how to fix herring in 105 different ways.

14. You eat herring in 105 different ways. (I hate herring)

15. Your front step is beginning to resemble a shoe shop.

16. You are no longer scared of Volvos and Volvo drivers

17. You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."

18. When you're hungry you can peel a boiled potato like lightning.

19. You have conversations with people outside when it is –10C.

20. It no longer seems excessive to spend 1,000kr on alcohol in a single night

21. It's acceptable to eat lunch at 11.00. (Isn't it?)

22. You find yourself debating the politics of the social democrats.

23. You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank.

24. You wear warm clothing when it's 25 degrees plus in April - because it's April.

25. You wear shorts and t-shirt when it's barely 10 degrees in July - because it's July.

26. You get extremely annoyed when the bus is two minutes late.

27. Your wife watches TV while you look after the kids.

28. You've been engaged for four years and don't have any plans to get married.

29. You assume that anyone who apologieses after bumping into you is a tourist.

30. You get into a Mercedes taxi cab and think nothing of it.

31. You understand that when a colleague asks you out for "a drink," it will probably be a long night with a severe hangover the next day.

32. Seeing a young woman with lit candles stuck to her head no longer disturbs you.

33. You start to differentiate between types of snow.

34. When offered a bottle of beer the first thing you look at is the alcoholic percentage.

35. You think it is normal EVERYTHING is regulated and you obey the rules voluntarily.

36. You no longer snigger when your kids ask for a Plopp when you're out shopping.

37. Hearing the words f*ck, wh*re, shag and Swedish curses on daytime TV seems perfectly normal.

38. You expect to find the glove you dropped in February hanging on a post in June

39. Pigs say ”nerf nerf”, frogs say ”kvack, kvack” and roosters say ”kuckeliku”

40. You know that ”Extrapris” goods are cheaper, even though your English mind translates the word as ”extra price”

41.Your husband is very long instead of being very tall

42. You ringed somebody yesterday instead of you rang them.

43. You start looking at socialbidrag (welfare) less as an absolutely desperate last resort and more as a way of life.

44. You take two hour naps at work and the idea of losing your job never crosses your mind.

45. You take your shoes off when entering a house while visiting your family in Australia.

46. You think horse meat is a totally acceptable sandwich topping.

47. You are no longer offended by the fact that you are a Swedish size XL when at "home" you are a medium.

48. If a friend says that he/she would like to get together with you, you instinctively reach for your pocket calendar.

49. You own a pocket calendar.

50. You ask for a Big Mac and company outside of Sweden.

51. You say “I’m almost annoyed” when you’re as furious as humanly possible.

52. You find it completely natural that otherwise sensible people dress up in silly hats on several occasions during August while they’re eating crayfish and drinking as much vodka as they can.

53. You have no idea what "The X-files" is but you watch "Arkiv X" as soon as it's on TV.

54. A 25 % sales tax on just about everything is no big deal.

55. VD is the boss, not something you need to get medical treatment for.

56. You can use bra, fart, and slut in the same sentence without giggling.

57. You refer to weeks by their number.

58. You don't understand why your friend from Mississipi took offence when you referred to him as a yankee.

59. It's perfectly normal to hear teenage girls say "****" as a swear word.

60. You have learned how to schedule your bouts of illness so you don't get sick on weekends. Because if you do get sick on a weekend you have a hard time getting to see a doctor and you've wasted a weekend. It's much better to be sick on a Monday so you can call in sick. That way you can extend your weekend!

61. You stop thinking you're being yelled at every time you hear "Hey!"

62. It is your birthday YOU have to make the cake

63. You either run for the last pendeltåg at 1 am or choose to party on until 5 am when they start again rather than endure the horrific night bus home, as a taxi ride would require taking out a 2nd mortgage.

64. You find yourself eating bay-con for breakfast and talking about Bill Clin-ton and taking a trip to Lon-don.

65. A dime is yummy not currency

66. You know that "fan" is a swearword, and not an admirer or an air conditioner.

67. All of your conversations resemble a chess game, with each participant quietly and patiently awaiting the other to finish their turn.

68. A seven-year-old with his own mobile phone seems perfectly sensible.

69. Your wallet contains more plastic than a Hollywood superstar.

70. You can tell the difference between the different radio stations.

71. You aimlessly chat using SMS.

72. When someone asks you "Hi, how are you?" you actually take time out to explain how you are.

73. You are no longer surprised when you see full-frontal male nudity in a commercial or on TV.

74. You make fun of tourists.

75. You can pick out the real blondes from the fake blondes.

76. You learn to let the BMW's, Audi's, and Mercedes do whatever they want.

77. Paying $800,000 for a 3 room (living room, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen) house in a suburb of Stockholm seems cheap.

78. You accept that the best answer for a question is always "Jag vet inte" meaning "I don't know".

79. You think it's acceptable that builders start banging and hammering at 5.30am.

80. You are accustomed to every other front page headline in Expresson or Aftonbladet being about some food/drink/activity being dangerous for your health.

81. You're used to seeing dog owners picking up the dogs’ heaps in little black plastic bags.

82. You're not surprised anymore when hearing about an old petrol station being turned into a mosque.

83. You know that twenty hundred is a year, not an hour.

84. You don't even think about what you are saying when you are off to the shop to buy your favourite brand of cat food, and you say, "Be right back love, I'm just gonna go get some Pussi"

85. You think an hour and a half cycle on your washing machine is a "quick wash".

86. You talk of –10C as ”10 degrees cold”, when in Australia +10C would be considered cold. And who else calls +1C, ”one degree warm”!

87. When someone asks you for "sex" you assume they mean half-a-dozen.

88. You don´t eat the jacket on your potato.

89. Nobody fights to get the "parsons nose".

90. Your shed becomes the first stage in the recycling process and you can't get in it for bags of paper/cardboard/bottles, refundable glass/plastic, recyclable glass/plastic/ containers/etc.

#%&%&!!!!

I..

AM...

FROM...

FINLAND!!!

Swedish speaking Finns are FINNS not Swedes! We live in Finland you know! You freaking tallefjant! :mad22:

http://en.wikipedia....-speaking_Finns

hihihih... allways funny ^^ wop wop

Omg, don't take it that serious. I was just kidding. Because you said that you don't want to be called Finnish.

And ofcourse I know what south Norway is. Just the south of finla..uh Norway!

I want to call you a bitch but then I am crossing the line.. no worries.. Finland isn't a bad country..

Nah, enough... I love sweden, I go there every year.. several times ^^ cheap siggarettes, alcohol and meat ^^ Who doesnt love sweden? xD Never been to Finland, maybe I'll join Bam next year for Ragnarock ^^

Well securitas could chase people with car like police. And normally we move with cars, except like in shopping malls etc.

I have never seen a securitas vehicle pull over a vehicle...

I also do belive this will ever happen, since the risk of pursuit. And the Securitas personell will never get blue lights on theyr vehicles

Btw, how do you know i got an cat

Every swed has a cat.. they need someone to think for them

What is the next step of the mod? New map or improvements?

I have tons and tons of ideas, but don't want to be a bitch about it, so to start I'll just mention a few things I believe MUST be done:

• The police K9 unit must be changed to a Volvo V70 or similar, the VW Passat is not large enough for the dog cages according to Norwegian police, and as a result, there are no Passat K9 units in Norway.
  
• The Police commander (Innsatsleder) should have commands similar to the EMS CPT. and Batt. Chief. (Call vehicles, at least should be able to call ambulance, patrol car and USAR for traffic accidents, as he does this IRL).
  
• Since all the new ambulances are just stunningly sexy, the scripts should be modified so they are more useable. (I want three different ambulances in station 1, but I guess you will change the scripts if a new map is coming anyway)
  
• Portraits are all straight from LAmod, which is a bit confusing when you play.
  
• Police vehicles with weird commands. (VW Caravelle can't direct traffic, other "rare" police units can, should be fixed)
  

These are the first few things I believe should be fixed. I would prefer if the mod was based on LA mod 4x4 YSB, but I understand if the process of transferring it is too difficult or time consuming. (I am trying to do this myself now)

In addition I believe the sounds should be changed into Norwegian.. I'm currently considering doing this myself, as I have knowledge about Norwegian police lingo after many hours listening to my scanner.

I have already translated all the events and info files into Norwegian for my personal use, let me know if you want them!

Gotta agree with SebastianSebba-JayDreier ,

This mod is nice and it will be perfect when it's finished but I want to give some opinions about the current script for future uppdates.

- The securitas are kinda useless, I don't use them but it could be nice if they could be patrolling the city by walking, not driving in a vehicle.

- And as SebastianSebba-JayDreier said, please change the Portraits, it's confusing.

- The police sirenes are the same as the LA sirenes, it should be more like this..

- When will the new map be out ?

- All of the police people looks the same, shoulden't the "innstatsleder" have a white thing at their left arm saying "innsatsleder" ?

- About the new map, at the LA map I always clear the police station for cars and park police vehicles there, but at the new map, will there be many abilities to have police vehicles spawned there ? I find it better to have then spawmed and available insteadt of having to buy and send a new one.

- That "Riot unit" at "VcmdDeployFront and VcmdDeployBack" shouldn't it be called like "Deploy police barricade back" & "Deploy police barricade front" ?

- The police dogs, could they show at the map where they are ? as I manage to lose one of them and when I try to call him back it says he is to far away.

- I se at the "Ask person" buttom that you can ask empty vehicles lol, what's the point of that? They should be able to ask people who is driving a vehicle also :3

- Some police vehicles has the same sirenes as the firevehicle :o

That's all for now, as I said I am sure this mod will be perfect when it's 100 % done

many great Ideas here boys..

I will continue to work on the mod, just to make that clear... The mod has potential to be something big.. So I need ideadwellers in my team.. That means people that figure out good ideas..

To answer some of the things you have mentioned:

1. K9 turned in to a volvo instead of passat... Good call, An idea I will put in to use..

2. Innsatsleder can call more, this is an idea I have thought about.. And is my currently project..

3. New map will include more options.. will come with more info on this when the time is right.

4. Portraits... God I HATE portrait work, but it is something that needs to be done. So this is also a work in progress..

5. Securitas is useless yes,,, I might do something with this later on.. right now, in the next version.. the price for securitas will be reduced to a very small amount, so they can be called to aid the police... for a cheaper price

6. Police sirens are a work in progress... but not a priority since they are allmost alike.

7. Like I said in number 3. Map info will come on a later time..

8. The Riot unit commands.. hehe... forgot to edit lang file... sorry about that..

9. How the living sam did you manage to loose the dog ? Maybe i can put a tracking device on it or maybe I wont, just to make shure that you take care of the damn dog !!

10. the Ask vehicle part, have no idea how to fix that

11. Again, part 6... WIP

South Norway is NOT finland, finland is not even in norway... south norway is called Sør Norge... norway is a country that reaches from far north to not so far south, I live in the south part... damn... frustrating

Chris! Norway copied Sweden You are our little brothers and always a step behind us!

And arent Chrisblaalid from Finland?

Watch your dirty little mouth Norway has allways been a great country ^^ Sweden looks like a giant turd, and Norway look like a mighty club ^^ oooh yeah

and if you ever say that I am from Finland again I will eat your cat

There are two groups I think

My Ps3 list:

Waiting for:

Saints Row the third <3 *orgasm*

Allready Have:

Gta4

Saints Row 2

Mercenaries 2

Far Cry 2

All Assassins Creed

Mafia 2

Just Cause 2

L.A Noire

The Sabouteur

Waiting for:

Saints Row the third <3 *orgasm*

Omg It is hard to remember when you are sitting at work xD I will update this list later on...

If anyone wants to play online, PM me..

hi guys.

Why so much hate against France ?

I do belive most of the hate is pointed at mr. "heyheyhey" atm....

Don't let it get to you, all countries are beeing "hated" at some point?

Examples:

Europe: "americans are fat"

Norway: "swedish people are dumb"

Norway: "polish people lives in incomme from strawberrypicking in Norway"

Emergency-planet: "France has never won a war"( xD )

Hollywood: "If you are an german, you must be a nazi"

America: "Canada, well it's just canada..."

America: "Europe is hary, smelly and full of free minded sex"

Sweden: "Norwegian People are dumb" (they just copied the Norwegians since they didnt figure something new out... ergo... dumb xD )

The World outside Skandinavia: "Skandinavia?!? VIKINGS!!!" and "sexy girls" (sadly the last part, is just half true)

chrisblaalid: Xandarb is swedish!

So you see, people hate.. that makes us human ^^ we also love, but that's a whole other story

I have to say that I don't belive that "frenchy" can make his own mod

Specially when he's not smart enough to figure out a better nickname than heyheyhey

Exactly. I the interesting is to find out which the "frequency" and which brand the sirens are made from.

If frequency is the order the blue lights is "blinking" in, I can answer that question... I was sitting on my porch here the other day studying a car crash that happened outside my house...

And the "order" for the police vehicle goes like this:

left right left right left right left-left-left right-right-right

(bold are slow blink and Invert is fast blink)

All the recent mods, whose the last one norway mod, are NO INTEREST "MODS" and ARE NOT MODS but only SKINS.

We are sick of getting only skins mod, it does't have any interest.

and to a lesser extent LA MOD

1. That was kind of rude of you to say...

Yes its built on a mod, and by my meaning the greatest mod... not to suck up Hoppahs ass, but the LA Mod keeps the elegance from the original game... And the Berlin thing rapes the original game so far up the ass were the light has never been seen or will ever be...

Don't get me wrong, it's a good mod... but personally, the LA Mod is the reason why I continued to play EM... And will allways be my favorite mod, even though I made NoMod... I still play LA Mod on a regular basis.. Important to have multiple choices... AND one more thing, EMS Berlin... not on my list

LA, NY and NoMod ftw *thumbs up and the middle finger to you*

2. When I read your first post, my head filled up with norwegian "folk tales" that never should be translated... I will not write them down, in danger of google translate doing it's job... but let me just point out that every letter in the words I were thinking... Fits you ^^

3. Why don't you and your team build a mod yourself instead of whining about others?

I missing it

have you downloaded the latest update?

https://rapidshare.com/files/1662252577/Norway_Mod_v1.rar

Is there anyone else who is missing the securitas personell?

oh my bad... wrong update xD

Here is the right update:

https://rapidshare.com/files/1662252577/Norway_Mod_v1.rar

I have also updated all the posts containing this update, so we wont see this problem again xD