MikeyPI

Whatever it was that Voodoo had his hands in, it'll never beat what I had to put my hands into.

Here's a clue:

Dog eats keys to Ray's '96 Mark V.

Ray feels like taking a drive in his '96 Mark V.

Ray looks for keys, can't find them, notices dog looks suspicious.

Ray determines that the dog must have ate the keys, drives his Excursion to TacoBell and gets 30 bucks worth of pseudo-mexican crap, feeds dog and waits.

You know how there are 3 states to matter: Gas, liquid and solid? Well, gentlemen, there's something somewhere in between liquid and solid. And my keys were in there somewhere. Fun times.

Riding in a '96 Mark V is still well worth it, though.

Yeah, they don't make those anymore.

I'm not kidding, that car looked like a f***ing jet fighter. F-16 or some s**t. Love it.