KaoruTsuyoshi

... Dammit

"A Declaration of National Emergency, or DNE, was ordered today by the United Global Council Chairman for New Eden following an attack on the Council aboard the massive ship Queen of Eden. Currently, the Special Terrorist Response Force is investigating the incident, and for security purposes the Queen of Eden is currently under quarantine due to a biohazardous basis in the attack. No risk of general infection aboard the floating city-sized vessel is noted, but neither the STRF nor the Counci...

"Attention passengers of the Versailles. This is your captain speaking. Due to an emergency ongoing in the cargo hold, we ask you immediately return to your cabins. All activities will be suspended and venues closed until further notice. Thank you." - PA recording; mega-cruise ship Versailles bound for New York.

"I forbid you from associating with these drunken kleptomaniacs." - Dick"THEY ARE NOT KLEPTOMANIACS! ... They're nymphomaniacs." - Harry"That's right!" - One of the persons being called a klepto.

"Look at the white girl, it's a foul. Speak to the white girl, it's a technical foul. Touch the white girl... Well that's a lyinchin'." -Uncle Ruckus

"Recalling surface squads so we can all die together. Aye, sir."

"Welcome, my friends, to New Eden! If you stay long enough, all your fears will be put to bed. And if you wish to experience the ultimate luxury, feel free to book a room on New Eden Cruise Lines' new ship's maiden voyage as the Queen of the World does a lengthy route around the globe. May all your pleasures be met in this human-made paradise." The screen freezes, repeating the last part of paradise for a moment before a bright flash comes from the screen, and a man in a gas mask stands, spea...

After getting lost on Hwy 48 and then in a parking lot, we finally arrived at Athon. Original Time to Destination: 2-3 hoursActual: 5 hours

All o' y'all on the Steam Greenlight! PLEASE! Vote for Transport Giant!

And faded lights by the fire sideDon't mean there ain't hope tonightWait on the sunThere's better days to comeAnd though these questions blow your mindAnswers are not bound by timeWait on the su~nLet the broke and the weak and the battered that soarLet them all be restoredThe the broke and the weak and the battered that soarLet them all be restoredAnd faded lights by the fi~re sideDon't mean there ain't hope tonightWait on the sun!There's better days to come!And when these ques...

Anybody know of a florist in Cold Lake that'll do a delivery to Bonnyville?

Anyone gonna be getting SimCity and feel interested in playing in a region together?

Attention anime lovers: I have been cursed by the dorm residence gods with an extra bed at Animethon due to all the bachelor rooms being booked. If anybody needs a bed, I have a spare. (Note to those that don't know: The two beds are in separate rooms with a common area between them and the door to the dorm room. So co-ed or not, you've got privacy.)

BATTLE ROYALE MUSIC IN DJANGO UNCHAINED. Life is complete. Thank you, Quentin Tarantino

Beginning Ouran (manga) anew. It's good to read these again.

Booorrreeddd. Anybody have anything going on that they'd be willing to include me in?

Bryan Cranston

By a lone prison wallI heard a young man callingNothing matters, Mary, when you're freeAgainst the famine, and the crownI rebelled, they shot us downNow you must raise our child, with dignityLie, lie on the Fields of AthenryThe land, where the freedom fighters flyOur love was on the wayWe all dreamed a song to singNow we're, lonely as the Fields of Athenry

David, Alex, Eduardo. Need to talk to you all ASAP.

Dear FUNimation,Please eat a shotgunSincerely,Someone who loves Detective Conan

Detective Conan #3,000,000: Fourteen Wizards in a Skyscraper are Captured during a Countdown at the Crossroads of Baker Street and the Lost Ship, but the Magician of the Deep Azure Strategizes with Private Eyes and Fears the Sixteenth Raven's Silence.Also referred to as: We couldn't come up with a new plot so we just threw a bunch of old plots together and hope it turned out alright.--The joke is that they kick a movie out every year, much like Call of Duty. Unlike CoD, I don't refer...

Due to some...RAGGLEFRAGGLEthings happening with Steam, I'm no longer able to get From Dust and am getting Resident Evil 5. Anybody else have the PC version and wanna play with me? I CALL SHEVA!

Everybody all around seems to be doing great, while I just sit and watch things fly by and wish that I had the chances they do for a shot at romance.

FaceBook mobile can now no longer save images -.- Irritating

Get home, sit down, start to breathe, Mini Pop Kids commercial comes on. -.- Are these things timed to irritate me the most? Seriously. THESE CHILDREN NEED TO HAVE AN UNSAVORY FATE BECOME THEM.